Hey! Start your weekend off right on the lighter side. These made me smile; hope you will, too!
*Some people have all the commitment of a kamikaze pilot on his tenth mission!
*If you want the last word in an argument, say, "You're right!"
*To write with a broken pencil is pointless.
*One of the best things people can have up their sleeve is a funny bone.
*A critic is one who knows the way but can't drive the car.
*What you don't see with your eyes, don't invent with your mouth!
*An empty man is full of himself.
*When a man's best friend is his dog, the dog has a problem.
*You live and learn. At any rate, you live.
*Admiration: n. Our polite recognition of an other's resemblance to one's self.
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